April 01, 2009
WHEN IS A TRIPLE A TRIPLE-DOUBLE?
[PRODUCT LABELS ARE CONFUSING]
Saw this product at the grocery store.
Something about the claims on the label didn't read correctly.
Do the math with me, will you?
Sausage made with pork and chicken = 2 meats (which act as 1 meat)
Canadian Style Bacon = 1 meat
Pizza topping made with chicken, beef and pork = 3 meats
By my math, shouldn't this technically qualify as a 6-meat pizza?
Seriously, I'm asking.
:::::crickets chirping:::::
Head hurting. I have to go take a nappy-nap now.
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