April 01, 2009

WHEN IS A TRIPLE A TRIPLE-DOUBLE?
[PRODUCT LABELS ARE CONFUSING]


Totino's Triple Meat Crisp Crust Pizza

Saw this product at the grocery store.

Something about the claims on the label didn't read correctly.

Totino's Triple Meat Crisp Crust Pizza


Do the math with me, will you?

Sausage made with pork and chicken = 2 meats (which act as 1 meat)

Canadian Style Bacon = 1 meat

Pizza topping made with chicken, beef and pork = 3 meats

By my math, shouldn't this technically qualify as a 6-meat pizza?

Seriously, I'm asking.

:::::crickets chirping:::::

Head hurting. I have to go take a nappy-nap now.


Posted by Jeff at April 1, 2009 09:08 AM | TrackBack
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