SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

THE GIRLS GO CRAZY FOR A SHARP-DRESSED MAN
[SALAD BOY GROWS UP FAST]

Last night was Homecoming Dance for Son O' Salad. I took the opportunity to buy the young man his first grown-up suit with big-boy pants and shoes. Got his hair trimmed. Got him fitted for a dress shirt. Great fun. It was a lot more fun than buying my own clothes.

But never did I imagine he'd look this handsome:

I believe the technical term would be, "lady killer."

Yep. The correct term indeed.