Halloween pirate masks that made us into mini celebrities? Priceless.
Search long enough and you'll eventually find a kindred spirit.
Plenty of good seats still available in the upper deck.
A neck massage is only an incoming call away.
"I'm making this up as I go."
"You don't say!"
Plenty of good seats still available.
"I'm making this up as I go."
"You don't say!"
For some, football is a religion. For others, religion comes first.
All shame is relative.
How bad was the game? Even cyclists needed a smoke.