September 17, 2003
HEY, KIDS! WHAT COLOR SOCKS IS MITCH WEARING?
Don't know.
But I do know that yesterday he pushed his streak of non-white leg stockings to three - count 'em - three days by wearing a charcoal colored foot accessory.
Above, a nonplussed Karla indicates where said socks were displayed. What's interesting is that Mitch's socks matched Karla's outfits. Is she an unnamed co-conspirator? Are the two in sock cahoots? Only their guilty consciences know for certain.
This has to be crunch time for Mitch. Its mid-week. He's had a different colored pair on every day this week. You know down in his heart he's dying to slide some white crews on. Just dying to.
In fact, I'm guessing that as he gets home, he bursts through the door, tears off his shoes and dress socks and sprints toward the laundry basket to get a fresh white pair so he can purge himself of his demonic colored torture.
Or not.