July 31, 2003
WEB FINDS
Margi points out a great rant at Suckful. My favorite part about people he hates of late:
The fuckhead who has the gas-powered two-stroke scooter - Look, I'm sorry the DMV pulled your license you redneck piece of shit, but if you wake me up at 6 am one more time, I will string some invisible wire across the sidewalk and cut your goddamn head off. How would you like it if I came over to your house and ran back and forth across your yard with a chainsaw?
The Venemous Kate passes along this tale of reverse diversity.
Kelley notes that there have been plenty of great ways invented for leaving your lover.
Mike has a particularly funny tale to tell about his parents' dog's penchant for befouling his floor. This is one of those times when I'm glad blogs have no Smell-O-Vision.
Michele passes along this alarming list of politically correct edits made to Looney Toons cartoons through the years.
Oh the fun you can have with an elastic baby.
Never fear, the Duct Tape Super Heroes are here.
I got as far as the handcuffs and bag of cannibis.
No words can accurately convey the humor of this movie.
And, apparently Red Bull really does give you wings.