I wish I had to look harder for a dozen disturbing things to start the week with.
In no particular order they are:
1. A nymph that contaminates food with excrement and secretion of an unpleasant odor.
2. A bug which no one knows how to stop.
3. A fetish I had never heard about.
4. A guy I hope I never have to save with cardiopulmonary resuscitation.
5. A little head.
6. A possibility I don't even want to think about.
7. A museum I shall never visit.
8. A career I'm glad I will never have.
9. An auction item upon which I shall not bid.
10. A horse which has no resemblance to Lynda Carter.
11. A school which I won't be attending.
12. A tattoo that no amount of alcohol or drugs can convince me to get.