April 13, 2003

THE DISTURBING DOZEN

I wish I had to look harder for a dozen disturbing things to start the week with.

In no particular order they are:

1. A nymph that contaminates food with excrement and secretion of an unpleasant odor.

2. A bug which no one knows how to stop.

3. A fetish I had never heard about.

4. A guy I hope I never have to save with cardiopulmonary resuscitation.

5. A little head.

6. A possibility I don't even want to think about.

7. A museum I shall never visit.

8. A career I'm glad I will never have.

9. An auction item upon which I shall not bid.

10. A horse which has no resemblance to Lynda Carter.

11. A school which I won't be attending.

12. A tattoo that no amount of alcohol or drugs can convince me to get.


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