April 14, 2003

GOTTA LOVE E-MAIL

When the Salad bowl goes empty, I can always rely on my friend Rob for a handy joke e-mail.

Rob, who goes by the cowboy nickname "Coyote," (He has a lovely campfire falsetto that he employs while dishing out food at Mexican lunch buffets.), doesn't e-mail often, but when he does, it's golden.

SUGGESTED NAMES FOR NEWLY LIBERATED IRAQI TOWNS

1. Wherz-Myroof

2. Mykamel-Izded

3. Oshit-Disisbad

4. Waddi-El Izgowinon

5. Pleez-Ztopdishit

6. Kiz-Yeraz-Goodbi

7. Ikanstan-Disnomore

8. Wha-Dafuk-Whazi-Tinkin

9. Myturbin-Izburnin


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