When the Salad bowl goes empty, I can always rely on my friend Rob for a handy joke e-mail.
Rob, who goes by the cowboy nickname "Coyote," (He has a lovely campfire falsetto that he employs while dishing out food at Mexican lunch buffets.), doesn't e-mail often, but when he does, it's golden.
SUGGESTED NAMES FOR NEWLY LIBERATED IRAQI TOWNS
1. Wherz-Myroof
2. Mykamel-Izded
3. Oshit-Disisbad
4. Waddi-El Izgowinon
5. Pleez-Ztopdishit
6. Kiz-Yeraz-Goodbi
7. Ikanstan-Disnomore
8. Wha-Dafuk-Whazi-Tinkin
9. Myturbin-Izburnin