January 02, 2004

FOOTBALL HOUCKU:
A GATOR FAN'S NEW YEAR'S LAMENT

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Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron.
The game was lost when you gave
up the damn coin toss.


In other countries,
The name "Ron Zook" is defined
As "big, goddamned schmuck."


Nice guy, this Ron Zook.
Too bad nobody told him
"Nice guys finish last."

To read previous lamentations, click here and here.

Posted by Jeff at January 2, 2004 11:09 PM | TrackBack
Comments

You seemed like a nice enough guy, amusing even until I got to this post.

Go 'Noles!

Posted by: lucy at January 6, 2004 11:41 PM

Another two years of Zook? I couldn't have asked for a better post-Christmas present.

Posted by: Mike at January 8, 2004 06:30 PM