March 29, 2004

PICK A WINNER

The Web has been all a-twitter today with news of an Austrian health survey that declared eating boogers is good for you.

Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies. He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.

Encourage children to take it up? How ever will we bribe them to acquire such skills...

Nevermind. I think it is incumbent, in light of this revelation, that Vice Admiral Richard H. Carmona, Surgeon General of these United States, start a public awareness campaign. Posters, public service announcements, brochures. The whole ball of... well, you know.

And I have the perfect spokesman:


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Curtis "Booger" Armstrong, from "Revenge of the Nerds."

Posted by Jeff at March 29, 2004 12:16 AM | TrackBack
Comments

My favorite line?

"What the f*ck is a frush?"

Ahh. Booger. Whatta babe.

Posted by: Emma at March 29, 2004 01:57 AM