SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

I HATE IT WHEN I MISS
A GOOD PARTY

My son was sick, okay? Belly ache, the whole nine yards. That's why I couldn't go to a colleague's birthday party.

But if I had known there would be amateur acrobatics, and that it would be captured on film, well, I would have forced my offspring to suck it up and deal.

I mean, this is outstanding documentation of when a party officially "jumps the shark":

Penny and Cloe call this formation, "The Angel."



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Two.



Viola'!

Would you believe that the woman on top is the boss of the woman below?

Neither would I.