My next-door neighbor just put his house up for rent this week.
Interesting, I thought. Of all my neighbors, they're the ones we know the least. Still, I hope it all works out for them. They have a nice house, a 3-bedroom, 2-bath job with a pool.
Then I took a look at the rental sign in the front yard and saw who was listing them.
You don't think I have anything to worry about, do you?