SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

WAIT... MY CRAYOLA SENSE IS TINGLING

Must be a slow day in Gotham if Spiderman is reviewing a box of 96 Crayola crayons. Still, it's pretty funny. And frightening someone would have this much time on their hands.

My favorite was Spidey's review of the white crayon.

AUGH! Get it away -- get it away! I hate the "White!" White crayons are positively useless! They're only good with black construction paper! Who colors on black construction paper more than once every fifteen years out of sheer pity for the fully unused pile of it collecting inches in the back of a closet? As far as I'm concerned, Crayola's only produced 95 colors. White doesn't count!