August 16, 2004
CELEBRITY DEATH HAIKU
So while all hell was breaking loose on Friday, famous chef Julia Child went to the great food prep counter in the sky at age 91. She was a lovely old bird who made cooking accessible to the masses.
Her passing, of course, calls for a little 5-7-5:
Julia Child had
Her death sadly obscured by
Hurricane Charley
Metaphorically,
God took Julia Child for
Burning her meatloaf.
If Julia Child
Had been a dish, she'd be a
Delicious soufflet.
Is it me or did
Anyone notice her neck
Looked like turkey skin?
First Rick James, Fay Wray.
Then Julia goes bye-bye.
Tough week for celebs.
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Fay Wray
Rick James Posted by Jeff at August 16, 2004 08:13 AM
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