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RIDICULOUS CAMPAIGN PHOTOS OF THE DAY

Only one day of campaigning left. Which of course means there's only one day left to bleed this tired premise dry.

So here, for the last time anywhere, is another glimpse at the ludicrous way we elect a president, in photo form:

Who the FUCK gave me waffles?

I hear Blitzen is voting Libertarian.
"Sen. Kerry, how many electoral votes are you expecting to pick up in Texas?"
Finally, irrefutable photographic evidence linking Dick Cheney to former Enron executive Ken Lay.

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