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GET OUT AND VOTE

Today's election day.

I don't have to say how important this vote is.

I attempted to sway the vote way back in February when I committed the full weight and influence of Side Salad's resources for the future of America.

Again, for me, there is only one issue: the availability and exploration of hot butter.

So I'll say it again: You only have one vote. Make it count.

Make it for...

...Lobsterman.



***This message is an unpaid political advertisment by the Lobster Consumers of America for Truth, which is solely responsible for its endorsment.