Last year, the Salad bowl inaugurated a new holiday feature: The Calendar of Disturbing Santas.
The gimmick: to showcase daily a Santa that didn't exactly fit the Currier and Ives mold.
Some were silly. Some were repulsive. Some truly were disturbing.
But best of all, they filled up space on the blog. And there's no price you can pay for filling that sort of basal requirement.
So without further ado, here goes Round Two: