It is with a heavy heart that I provide the finale to the Calendar of Disturbing Santas.
It's been a lot of fun. It's been occasionally disturbing (the blue balls was a lowlight). But mostly, it's been a device to fill a blog for a month. And for that, there is no price you can affix.
So without further delay, I offer the final installment.
You may want to have a moist towelette ready. This could get a little grimy.
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout,
or this baby will die. Santa Claus is coming to towwwwwwwwn.
Who knew that Santa was an isolationist?
While not immediately disturbing on its face, this photo upon further inspection showcases a disturbing phenomenon: Rotary Wood.
This one is possibly related to the Rotary photo, but I'm not going to be the one to make that jump.
Hey, look, it's the Insane Claus Posse.
Note to self: next year, put out a helping of RC Cola and fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches for Santa.
Something I'd always suspected: Santa was Liberace's "beard."
Three words: Too much conditioner.
Two words: Urinal fruitcake.
In preparation for the newest reindeer: Gassy.
Dressed up or not, a flash mob is still a stupid idea.
Consider this your toasted Christmas bird.
Next on Bravo: "Queer Eye for the Santa Guy."
When thoughtful and innocent little children ask Santa what he wants for Christmas, this scenerio what immediately runs through his mind.
Vixen has some new competition.
A little road rage we could all live without.
New on home video: Santas Gone Wild.
Fo' shizzle, Santa Clizzle.
Grandma wasn't the only one who got run over by a reindeer.
In case you've missed the previous days' Santas, here are Day 1, Day 2, Day 3, Day 4, Day 5, Day 6, Days 7 and 8, Day 9, Day 10, Day 11, Day 12, Day 13, Day 14, Days 15-17, Day 18, Days 19-20, Day 21, Day 22, Day 23 , and Day 24.Posted by Jeff at December 25, 2003 11:59 PM