May 20, 2005
FOR ME TO POOP ON
An anonymous Internet blogger who calls himself "Assistant Atlas" is running a contest to "Poop on Ryan Seacrest's Star." On his website, "Assistant Atlas" urges contestants to defecate on Seacrest's star for a prize of about $50."Assistant Atlas" phoned in to Los Angeles radio station KROQ-FM on Monday, to promote the contest and explain the rules. "Homeless people, dogs, cats, not allowed," he said. "It's gotta be you. This is cosmic justice, people."
I can't match that kind of creativity, but I can copy it.
If I had to poop on a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, I think it would have to be this guy's:
LOS ANGELES - Adam Sandler wrote "Hi to everyone" and left his handprints and prints of his shoes in cement at the fabled Grauman's Chinese Theater on Hollywood Boulevard.The ceremony Tuesday coincided with the upcoming release of his latest film, "The Longest Yard," set to open May 27.
"Today's one of the first times when I'm just sitting back and doing what my father told me and enjoying the moment and enjoying the fact that this is a terrific feeling," the 38-year-old actor-comedian told an audience that included Jack Nicholson, Rob Schneider and Kathy Bates.Sandler said that when he told his family he was pursuing an acting career, his relatives told him that he would follow in the footsteps of some big stars.
"I didn't become any of those people," said Sandler, a former cast member of NBC's "Saturday Night Live." "But today I can officially say I am now the legendary Adam Sandler."
As Cajun Man would say: "De-fe-cay-SHAWN."
Hat tip to Lawren at Martinis, Persistence, and a Smile for the inspiration.