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June 12, 2005

ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC

What's on the back window?

Oh, my. Now there's a commitment.

Let's pass on the right. Uhuru, Sulu, attempt to establish contact with the vessel.

Uh... on second thought, let's not.

It would appear, Captain, that the Enterprise has sustained hubcap damage doing Warp Factor 30 on Bloomingdale Avenue. I suggest we pass for our own safety.

One wonders about the conversation at the auto detail shop during the application of this windshield banner.

PREVIOUS ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC

Just two good ol' boys.

Asshats aplenty.

Nicotine is my crash helmet.

Jazz hands moms.

Ugly lug nuts.

Pretty ballsy.

My honor student can kick your ass.

Garfield mudflaps.

Horse and buddy.

Posted by Jeff at June 12, 2005 11:37 PM | TrackBack

Comments

Auto Detail Shop Guy: "You know, Scotty is actually spelled with a 'Y.' What the hell kind of Trekkie are you, anyway?"

Star Trek Geek: "We're not Trekkies, we're TREKKERS."

Auto Detail Shop Guy: "Uh huh. Well, set your phasers to stun, because that'll be $499, or $799 if you want the Yeoman Rand thing on the hood."

Star Trek Geek: "Yikes. Well, I've only got the $499 at the moment. I'll have to come back next month for the rest."

Auto Detail Shop Guy: "Mmm hmm. Speaking of which, isn't TIME really the final frontier?"

Star Trek Geek: "Shut up."

Posted by: Rommie at June 13, 2005 10:07 AM

BTW, do you think that was Tiger Von Pagel in that car?

Posted by: Rommie at June 15, 2005 11:59 AM