June 19, 2005
TO HAIR AND BACK
A couple weeks ago, I ranted about a guy who had e-mailed to ask that I post photos of women with hairy arms. Seems that I had inadvertantly stoked his fetish by posting what I thought was a disquieting photo of a waitress serving food with what looked like Brazillian rain forearms.
Well, I tagged the boy pretty hard, especially since I more or less confirmed that he worked with kids in the midwest.
(All together now: Ick.)
Anyway, I just happened to check an e-mail today that I get every week from Webshots, the service that hosts my online photo galleries of The Sombrero Project, The King Project, The Mullet Project and The Hulk Hands Project (among many others).
Because I'm blinded by the shiny metal glint that thousands of hits can provide to a gallery, I never bothered to check a link to the gallery's "guestbook,'' where visitors can leave comments.
Out of curiosity, I did so this morning.
Now I'm wishing I hadn't. This is what I found:
On Apr 17, 2005 8:10:42 AM, jockdude wrote:
the "hirsute" waitress is AWESOME!!! do u have ANY more of her w/her sexy hairy arms???!-thanks-Joe
On Mar 3, 2005 8:15:41 AM, sandraslegs wrote: the waitress w/the hairy arms was VERY cool-she looked great-I wish women wouldn't wax their arms!
On Oct 26, 2004 8:23:30 AM, dalecov wrote:
m y gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can u get more of the pics of the AWESOME hairy-armed waitress WOW HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem.
To answer them all, no. No, I can't. No, I won't. No, I shan't.
Out of curiosity, I clicked on jockdude's gallery, expecting a vomit-inducing display.
Instead I found this photo:
I won't even approach hairy ladies' arms as a sexual fetish. That said, it seems to this author there are some ladies going to great lengths to conform to the Madison Avenue idea of the perfect woman and although not shopping, I will place comfort with natural feminine hair an attractive attribute.
Women should understand there is a man out there for any physical endowment---and dare I say the same goes for us men.
Posted by: Mike A at June 19, 2005 07:01 PMEh. That's what God made Epilady for.
Or so I've been told.
Posted by: Margi at June 20, 2005 05:12 AM