SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

THE BEST DEFENSE IS A VAS DEFERENS

So Mrs. Salad and I are driving with Salad Boy through Tampa yesterday when we come to the intersection above along MLK Boulevard.

As we go through, she grabs my forearm and yells, "TAKEAPICTURETAKEAPICTURETAKEAPICTURETAKEAPICTURE!!!"

Like I need that level of prodding.

Once I realize what it is she wants to shoot, I buttonhook around from another side to get a better angle.

Then, when we don't get the shot the first time, I go around. Again.

What is it that has her so hyped up?

A bus stop bench.

Okay, not just any bench.

It's a bench with a vasectomy ad.

What's it say?



Ahhhh. The gentle touch. Makes all the difference.





Wait... I thought it was about outcome.





Catchy Web site name. Very helpful.





The nurses sure are accommodating.





Sorry. But now all I can think of is this.





So, this is the good doctor...

No offense, but I don't want a guy snipping on me who looks like this guy, or this guy.

Update: Over at Seminole Heights, David sees funny stuff along the roads in Tampa, too. Like this and this.

Posted by Jeff at July 3, 2005 10:52 AM | TrackBack