THE BEST DEFENSE IS A VAS DEFERENS
So Mrs. Salad and I are driving with Salad Boy through Tampa yesterday when we come to the intersection above along MLK Boulevard.
As we go through, she grabs my forearm and yells, "TAKEAPICTURETAKEAPICTURETAKEAPICTURETAKEAPICTURE!!!"
Like I need that level of prodding.
Once I realize what it is she wants to shoot, I buttonhook around from another side to get a better angle.
Then, when we don't get the shot the first time, I go around. Again.
What is it that has her so hyped up?
A bus stop bench.
Okay, not just any bench.
It's a bench with a vasectomy ad.
What's it say?
Ahhhh. The gentle touch. Makes all the difference.
Wait... I thought it was about outcome.
Catchy Web site name. Very helpful.
The nurses sure are accommodating.
Sorry. But now all I can think of is this.
So, this is the good doctor...
No offense, but I don't want a guy snipping on me who looks like this guy, or this guy.
Over at Seminole Heights
, David sees funny stuff along the roads in Tampa, too. Like this
Posted by Jeff at July 3, 2005 10:52 AM