August 11, 2005
WHY DOES GOD MAKE PUPPIES CUTE?
So that you don't kill them when they shit everywhere in your house.
He's a great pup. Really. I love him. I mean, I love him like a sonofabitch.
But my den smells like a gorgonzola shop inside a slaughterhouse next to a fully engulfed tire factory now that he's annointed it with his pungent anal secretions.
That he did this at 6:15 a.m. I'm certain had a somewhat befouling effect on my mood and my appreciation for his finer canine behaviors.
Lovely way to start the day.
On a positive note, it was heartwarming the other night to see that he had officially learned the official Salad Family Posture, namely laying on his back, legs spread, with demonic eye glare while chewing on something in the living room.
I think I saw glowing eyes in the middle of the night last night - but was it Linc or Jeff?
Posted by: saladwife at August 11, 2005 08:26 AMI know this is off-topic but you've got a nice lawn!
Posted by: Sandy at August 11, 2005 07:21 PMAh, the joys of puppy training! Is the Salad House equipped with a crate?
Very cute little dog. Love the name too.
Posted by: Mike at August 11, 2005 10:09 PMYes, we have a crate. To protect him from me, I'm guessing.
Posted by: Jeff at August 12, 2005 07:58 AMThe salad family posture! Too funny!
Posted by: Joey B at August 12, 2005 09:43 AMAwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Congratulations on the new edition to the family.
I wanna come over and watch "Roseanne" at your house. The demonic eyes thing sounds cool.
Posted by: Margi at August 12, 2005 01:29 PMMy cat likes to lay around like that! see the pict of him today, if you'd like to. he's bigger than your pup, however. (But not for long!)
Your little guy is really cute. I'm almost tempted to go get a lab puppy myself, so please keep talking about the crap stuff. I've conveniently forgotten how to housebreak them at that age!
Posted by: Laura at August 12, 2005 05:59 PM