Jermaine, Ruud, Bidwell.
You were great, but your teammates
Couldn't stop Ricky.Hey there, Jon Gruden.
Three games, and no touchdowns by
Your starters. That sucks!Jon, a suggestion:
Consider an offensive
Coordinator.Cadillac carried.
But a Caddy with no help
Ain't runnin' nowhere.When your star player
Is a veteran punter
Something big is wrong.