August 28, 2005

BUCCANEERS HAIKU:
A FAN'S MORNING-AFTER LAMENT


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Jermaine, Ruud, Bidwell.
You were great, but your teammates
Couldn't stop Ricky.

Hey there, Jon Gruden.
Three games, and no touchdowns by
Your starters. That sucks!

Jon, a suggestion:
Consider an offensive
Coordinator.

Cadillac carried.
But a Caddy with no help
Ain't runnin' nowhere.

When your star player
Is a veteran punter
Something big is wrong.


Posted by Jeff at August 28, 2005 07:42 AM | TrackBack
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