February 08, 2006

BEHOLD, THE DEMON SPAWN OF "JACKASS"


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A guy who goes by the name Eric John Yakus-Francowas tried to eat like Elvis Presley for a day. The guy's Web site seems to indicate he's the sort who enjoys faking his own death and pretending to amputate his limbs. Also working against him: He was featured briefly on "American Idol" last night.

I might be wrong about this, but not even The King himself ate like this:

Statistics of this day:

- lasted just over 6 hours (2 shy of the planned 8)
- over 300 photos taken, and 2 1/2 hours of footage
- Timed vomit sessions, for every 30 minutes (to prevent probable death)
- It was required that Eric dance, and sing along with " a little less conversation" during the 4 or 5 minutes of puking.
- part of the menu:


- 20 Double cheeseburgers
- Fried Banana + peanut butter sandwiches
- Three Dozen eggs
- 2 Lbs. Bacon
- Apple Pie + Cake
- 12 Pack of pepsi
- Full Bucket of fried chicken
- Bread Pudding
- Potatos + apple and cinnamon pudding, or something like it.
- Dozen donuts
- Lots more than that too!!!!
- At the end of the Day, Eric could not grasp "what time was" ...
he had thrown up 17 Pounds of food in 6 hours.


Nice. Don't bother clicking if photos of projectile vomiting bothers you. Otherwise, bon appetit!

Posted by Jeff at February 8, 2006 03:07 PM
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