June 08, 2006
72 VIRGINS FOR EVERYONE?
WE'RE GONNA RUN OUT AT THIS RATE
I'd just like to thank Abu Musab al-Zarqawi for taking one for the team.
Not only has he made it easier to fill up the Salad Titan today, he also provided one of the few moments of terrorist-related humor ever caught on tape.
In an unrelated bit of irony, the Florida manatee has been upgraded to "threatened" instead of "on the brink of extinction."
Man, if Zarqawi had only had a plate.
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