TAMPA - A federal judge, apparently irate at attorneys who could not agree on the slightest details of a lawsuit, has ordered them to resolve their latest dispute the old fashioned way - a round of rock-paper-scissors.
The attorneys in the case may want to do some homework in advance.
The World RPS (Rock, Paper, Scissors) Society offers some interesting observations about the nature of contestants, including:
Studying Your Opponent Because RPS is a game of wits, it’s crucial to know your opponent. Does he have noticeable tells? What strategy has she used in the past? Does he throw Rock when he’s angry? Can I make her lose her concentration?The Character of Rock
Rock, represented by a closed fist, is commonly perceived as the most aggressive throw. It taps into memories of fist fights, tall and unmoving mountains, rugged boulders and the stone ax of the caveman. Without realizing it, most players think of Rock as a weapon and will fall back on it for protection when other strategies appear to be failing.The Character of Scissors
Scissors are a tool. As children, we use them to cut construction paper for craft projects. As adults, we may cut cloth for clothing or use scissors to open plastic packaging. Scissors are associated with industry, craft work, making things. There is still a certain amount of aggression associated with scissors; they are, after all, sharp and dangerous implements. Scissors, however, represent aggression that is controlled, contained, re-channeled into something constructive. In RPS, scissors are often perceived as a clever or crafty throw, a well-planned outflanking maneuver. As such, players are more likely to use scissors when they are confident or winning.The Character of Paper
Paper is often considered the most subtle throw. There is nothing aggressive about the limp documents that move through our desks and offices. Even the gesture used to represent paper is peaceful – an open palm like that used in a salute or handshake. Historically, an open palm has been a sign of friendship and peace because an open hand cannot hold a weapon. Some players, who unconsciously perceive Paper as weak or a sign of surrender, will shy away from using it entirely or drop it from their game when they are falling behind. On the other hand, Paper also connects with a player’s perceptions about writing. There is a quiet power in the printed word. It has the ability to lay off thousands of employees, declare war against nations, spread scandal or confess love. Paper, in short, has power over masses. The fate of the entire world is determined by print. As such, some players perceive Paper as a subtle attack, the victory of modern culture over barbarism. Such players may use Paper to assert their superiority and dignity.
Oh great. I just had a round with my kid's first grade teacher about the "teaching of" Rocks Paper Scissors as a "decision making tool" in the class room. I can't give this game any credit as a serious decision making tool that will help my kid later in life unless she becomes a lawyer apparently.
I mean really where does the words "decision making" come in relationship to this game? You PLAY it, and you WIN or you loose. "Decision making" words aren't a part of the process at all. Any first grader knows how to cheat his by throwing the hand a split second later. My kid explained this to me. Same kind of concept as eenie meanie miney moe (also used to make decisions by this teacher). You can cheat at that 10 ways to Tampa and back.
I went round and round with the teacher over her defense of stating people use this game in every day life to make real life changing/impacting decisions.
NOW as you have kindly pointed out - She has this real life decision of the courts to add to her statement.
I'd still prefer to teach my kid learn to take turns, learn to negotiate and learn to compromise to achieve the best outcome. A little empathy and compassion along the way would be nice too.
Maybe that's why the lawyers had to resort to this game - they were never taught these life skills.
Posted by: Martha at June 8, 2006 11:06 AMPaper beats rock. Rock beats scissors. Scissors beat paper.
Speargun kills all three.
Posted by: Jeff at June 8, 2006 03:36 PM