June 10, 2006
"LOOK! HAROLD'S BEING EATEN!"
"HMMM. MAKES YOU THINK, DOESN'T IT?"
We had some friends come in from out of town this weekend, so we took them to the Florida Aquarium.
Even at 17 bucks for an adult admission, it's still a pretty good afternoon's entertainment.
We saw a lot of beautiful things, including:
We also saw some less than attractive things. Like this amberjack that was swimming in the shark tank:
Next time you think you've had a hard week, think of it this way: At least you're not swimming in a shark tank creating chum with your exposed flesh.
Oh, and there was another bit of unpleasantness at the shark tank.
Salad Wife was attacked by a Middle-Age Spike-Haired Asszilla:
This woman insisted on bending her ass over in front of my wife's face and uttering the following words in a very loud voice to the people in her group:
"I'm 49 and I want to be an oceanographer, an attorney and a journalist. I'll be dead in 25 more years.''
Little did she know how close she came to death this afternoon.
Salad Wife may be displaying a smile, but it's the same kind of smile a Nurse Shark displays right before it tears into the flesh of its prey.
With a retribution killing pretty much out of the question, we decided to get her back with a drive-by group assing:
Take that, Asszilla.
In addition, Salad Boy is assuming the correct infielder's get-ready-for-a-ground-ball position. Superb preparational technique.
Posted by: Clete Boyer at June 10, 2006 10:34 PMIsn't that Abby who owns the health food store?
Posted by: Addison at June 10, 2006 10:46 PMThe eyes have it.
Posted by: emil at June 12, 2006 07:16 AM