SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

REASONS WHY PLUTO IS NO LONGER A PLANET

Insisted on bringing Yoko into the studio.

Couldn't get along with Donovan McNabb.

Wasn't a wartime consigliere.

Was replaced by Dick Sargent.

Paramount disliked its erratic behavior during the past year.

Sgt. Foley wanted Pluto's D.O.R. ->
(Pluto "had nowhere else to go.")

Head-butted an Italian during the World Cup finals.

Decided to run as an independent in Connecticut.

Eddie and Alex wanted Sammy Hagar instead.

Finally admitted to Oprah that its autobiography was fictitious.

Made Uranus look big. (Hat tip to Rommie)

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