I get the best e-mail.
I got this from a colleague at work, who shall remain anonymous:
Sent: Friday, December 01, 2006 5:24 PM
Subject: OMGOn Friday, Dec. 8, at a Pasco County bar called The Brass Flamingo, there will be a featured stripper performing named Tiny Tina who is 3-foot-9
I have no interest in this. Honestly.
I just wanted to use the Elton John lyric in the headline.