January 03, 2007
MAJOR COMPLAINTS ABOUT SADDAM'S EXECUTION
* Platform didn't comply with Americans With Disabilities Act regulations
* Noose made with skin-irritating, non-organic natural fibers
* Pageantry of the ceremony detracted from the solemnity of Gerald Ford's funeral
* Request to see "The Aristocrats" one last time was denied
* Lighting for camera phone video failed to meet Director's Guild standards
* Was not allowed to sing, "Adieu, adieu, to you and you and you."
* A pair of "Oops! I Crapped My Pants" briefs was not made available
* Wanted to be executed by the "Will It Blend" guy
* There were no shots of Britany Spears asleep at the hanging
* Trauma from seeing the hanging video made Oklahoma more susceptible to Boise State's "Statue of Liberty" play
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