Dear Ms. Sheryl Crow,I've enjoyed your music for years. Seriously. I'm not just saying that to get chicks. Or to appear sympathetic to breast cancer survivors. "My Favorite Mistake"? Brilliant. "Home"? Makes me cry like a little girl who lost her entire Bratz collection. Every time.
That said, in the unlikely event that we were to ever meet, I'm never shaking your hand.
I hope you understand. I'm a big believer in T.P.
Sincerely,
Jeff
p.s. Nice job at the correspondents' dinner. I bet Rove never saw it coming. Boy, you've had a busy week!
I hear Alberto Gonzales enjoys eating at Crab Quarters in Baltimore. You and Mrs. David may want to peg him there.