April 23, 2007

A SERIES OF OPEN LETTERS:
CRAZY NORDIC SINGERS EDITION

Dear Bjork,

Just watched your performance on Saturday Night Live.


A housekeeping note: You'll want to wash your costumes in cold water. I bought a hat at EPCOT in 1983 that looked like your dress and it ruined a load of whites. Then again, it had a figment on it, so that may have affected the detergent.

Sincerely,

Jeff

p.s. Your name is the sound I make when I vomit.



Posted by Jeff at April 23, 2007 08:16 AM | TrackBack
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