SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

HE'S GOOD FOR YOU

Comedian Jasper Redd, from Conan O'Brian on Monday night:

"As a black person, I don't really like all of these politically correct terms they have now to describe a person's race and nationality in America. I feel they are too long. They should be short and sweet. You know, get to the point. That's why I feel every white person here should be called 'white,' and I think all people of color should be called ... 'wheat.'

"I'm trying to start that movement. I like the idea of me being nutritious. That's an N-word I can live with."