SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

REMEMBER KIDS: DON'T USE YOUR POCKET KNIFE TO CUT SOMETHING OFF YOUR NEW FISHING POLE WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING THROUGH CAR LINE AT YOUR KID'S SCHOOL

This photo reminds me that the Devil Rays aren't doing half bad this year.

RUMOR CONTROL UPDATE: There's absolutely no truth that this injury was incurred while trying to navigate TBO.com.