SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

VIVA VIAGRA

As a rule, I usually don't share public displays of nude, naked or otherwise exposed flesh in the Salad Bowl.

Okay, maybe I do. But only if those displays have a greater purpose in the pursuit of joy creation.

With that in mind, I give you the story of...

"Vienna Sausage."

You can thank me later for the psychic damage. Cash or checks are accepted.

Especially, you know, if you're into this sort of thing.