There's really no way to top Ken Levine's brilliant and spot-on analysis of last night's Emmy Awards show, so I won't try.
Still, Ken missed a few scraps that I thought I'd clean up.
Rhetorical question: When will someone finally out Jeremy Piven's hairpiece?
You played a flying nun on TV.
You were Gidget.
You were in Smokey and the Bandit. Part 2.
Sit down, Sally.
Just because you got an award doesn't mean you have to go through primal scream therapy in public.
Fakespeare.
Jon Stewart. Stephen Colbert. Steve Carrell.
You're friends. We get it.
Christina Aguilera, furry marsupial.