September 17, 2007

KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU'RE GAY?
YOU'RE WRITING AN EMMY AWARDS RECAP POST

There's really no way to top Ken Levine's brilliant and spot-on analysis of last night's Emmy Awards show, so I won't try.

Still, Ken missed a few scraps that I thought I'd clean up.

When Will Someone Out Jeremy Piven's Hairpiece

Rhetorical question: When will someone finally out Jeremy Piven's hairpiece?



Sally, you played a nun. You were in Smokey and the Bandit. Sit down.

You played a flying nun on TV.

You were Gidget.

You were in Smokey and the Bandit. Part 2.

Sit down, Sally.

Just because you got an award doesn't mean you have to go through primal scream therapy in public.



Ryan Seacrest - Just go ahead and come out, fer crissakes

Fakespeare.



Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Steve Carrell - You're friends, we get it

Jon Stewart. Stephen Colbert. Steve Carrell.

You're friends. We get it.



Christina Aguilara's furry outline

Christina Aguilera, furry marsupial.




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