September 19, 2007



It's Talk Like A Pirate Day.

No better time than the present, really, to review the pirate alphabet.


A -- The favorite word of Canadian pirates, ey?

B -- B stands for Beer!

C -- Da ting we sails da boat on

D -- Das beer! German pirates

E -- 'e needs a beer

F -- 'f only I had a beer

G -- Gee, I wish I had a beer

H -- H'aightch and everone one of us should have a beer

I -- I wish I had a beer

J -- The guy who sells us beer

K -- Jay's wife, she's a looker!

L -- Da place where bad pirates goes when dey dies!

M -- 'em folks needs beers

N -- 'nother beer

O -- Oh I wish I had a beer

P -- (*long pause*) Self-explanatree!

Q -- A French word meaning 'line for beer'

R -- A pirate's favorite word, Arrrh!

S -- What you fall on when you drink too much beer

T -- Why we beat the British

U -- You should have a beer

V -- Vikings! Svedish pirates

W -- You and you should have a beer

X -- Jay's former wife, she no longer sells us beer

Y -- Why not have a beer

Z -- Ze beer! French pirates

All of which reminds me...

Puff Piece

...there are only 122 more days until Gasparilla starts.

Posted by Jeff at September 19, 2007 09:10 AM | TrackBack
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