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OH, GIVE ME LAND, LOTS OF LAND, UNDER STARRY SKIES ABOVE. DON'T TAZE ME, BRO.

I'll admit it; I'm endlessly fascinated by the yutz who got "tazed" at the John Kerry appearance in Gainesville right after instigating a confrontation and then begging the campus cops in frat-coolspeak, "Don't taze me, bro."

If ever there was a voice for our times, it's this goofball.

I used to have to turn to MTV to watch this stuff on "Jackass." Now all I have to do is turn on CNN.

Luckily, there's someone in the local media who has an intimate perspective on this electrical experience: Keith Cate. (Keith could easily wear this shirt with loads of street cred.)

All of which prompted this rhetorical question: I wonder if Tazer Boy made an O-Face when he got zapped?

Posted by Jeff at September 19, 2007 04:48 PM | TrackBack