November 25, 2007
CRAP SAFARI:
HOLIDAY EDITION
Last time I went on a crap safari, I found my crap grail.
So it was with a sense of optimism that I embarked on yet another expedition yesterday after I dropped a couple items off at Goodwill in Brandon.
Little did I know the cornucopia of crap that I would find.
I call this "Bollywood Mardi Gras."
Finally, a toy mommy and baby can enjoy together.
They called it the board game of dreams.
And it was.
Excuse me, but I believe "Merry Little Persons" is more appropriate.
Lava lamps are much less exciting when they're filled with cream of mushroom soup.
What Little Bo Peep has lost in sheep, she's gained in anthropomorphism.
Been there, done her, got the t-shirt.
If this was any scarier, the clown's name would be Hannibal Lecter
You can make a Mr. Hankey, too.
Methinks these will not be compatible with "Rock Band."
If the audio on the Ozzy Osbourne doll were to go bad, how would you know?
For ages 3 and up? Send this doll with Suzy to daycare and watch what happens.
I might be way off on this, but I think the Kodak Disc camera is gonna be bigger than the iPod one day.
Not if you do it right.
Janay's Malibu Tanning Bed sold separately.
Don't bother. They're here.
Posted by Jeff at November 25, 2007 09:27 PM | TrackBack