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THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTENCE
[HURRICANE FAY GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS]

Good News: Hurricane forecasters said Sunday night that Tropical Storm Fay was headed in a more westerly direction out over the Gulf of Mexico.

Bad News: Those same hurricane forecasters on Monday morning said, "Uh, oops, my bad." It's headed back toward Tampa.

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Good News: I just bought a new gas grill on sale for use in emergency cooking situations.

Bad News: It won't work if there's no electricity.

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Good News: It would appear that we live outside the designated flood zone.

Bad News: I may need to ride on the back of Michael Phelps to get to work on Wednesday.