SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

Words-into-numbers substitution by Prince.

Ironic past-tense non-apostrophe by Pinellas County Schools.

Mmmmm, mommy. My team smells like cough syrup.

Can't wait to watch his DUI video.

I was told there would be no math.

Blue Man grandma.

White leather purse + ballpark concrete = World Series stain

Somebody needed stitches.

Got a little cotton candy on your chin, brother.

Our heroes have always worn high-top Cons.

Record-scratching deejay tattoo on layaway? Keepin' it reals.