August 17, 2010
Take Me Out To The Newsstand
[People Are People]
Went to see the Tampa Bay Rays beat the Texas Rangers on Monday night.
Pretty exciting game. The Rays' ace David Price dueled well against the Rangers' Cliff Lee. An explosive 8th inning by the Rays won the contest for them.
Not all of the 18,000+ on hand to watch the game were so enthralled.
Dude, you're reading a magazine at a ballgame? Rilly?
Oh. The Mel Gibson story. That explains everything.
Because, you know, a night at the ballpark watching two of the best teams in the game, one of which is playing with a tie for first place on the line, is nothing compared to the excitement of reading about a celebrity lunatic.
We don't need another Q-tip.
How did Brad hook up with Angelina?
BY NOT BEING A GUY WHO READS "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE AT BALLGAMES!
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