May 28, 2009
May 19, 2009
I WAS PAID TO FLY WITH YOU, BATMAN
[NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO GO CLEAN UP]
With many thanks to Anna.
May 18, 2009
WELL, HELLO THERE, MR. SUGAR BEAR
[SEE WHY WOMEN CALL HIM 'THE ANCHOR']
For the women in my family, the favorite member of the Tampa Bay Rays roster, so to say, isn't Evan Longoria or Carl Crawford or B.J. Upton.
It's bullpen coach Bobby Ramos, who goes by the nickname "Sugar Bear."
Why?
As for the bullpen chairs that frame Sugar Bear's physical attributes when sat upon in reverse-cowgirl, this video shows that Bobby likes to give a little something back:
May 17, 2009
May 05, 2009
HAPPY CINCO DE MADE-UP MEXICAN HOLIDAY
[JUST BECAUSE IT'S FAKE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T CELEBRATE THE GLORY OF THE TINY SOMBRERO]
Longtime fans of the Salad know all too well about the The Sombrero Project (and its subsequent parts (Dos, Tres and Quatro and Cinco and Part Seis). Inadvertantly, the project has become a Tribune Employees Past Project, which was never its goal. But I digress.
In recent months, I've refocused the endeavor into the Tiny Sombrero Project. It got its kick-off on New Year's Eve (Something about important calendar events mixed with alcohol acts as an accelerant. Who knew?)
With that, I give you the latest additions to the project:
Waltbrero
Gourdita
Sporkbrero
Schrutebrero
Swine Flu Sombrero