THE SOMBRERO PROJECT CONTINUES
[CULTURE DROWNS ON THE JERSEY SHORE]
Oh HELL no.
Some things we do NOT desecrate.
TWO MOMENTS, TWENTY SECONDS APART
[SALAD BOY AT SEPHORA]
Me: (waving a BlackBerry camera phone) Stand still, I want to get your photo.
Salad Boy: (dodging and weaving) No! Dad, no!
*Click*
TWENTY SECONDS LATER
Salad Boy: Which do you think looks better?
*Click*