January 23, 2011
THE MAGIC OF FREE PEANUTS AT FIVE GUYS
[BOYS WILL BE BOYS]
First Shaun did it.
Then Brian did it.
Dominick then joined the club.
And Shaun upped the nostril ante.
Which begat the Three Nostril Peanut Amigos.
The disdain on my face? Entirely false.
January 06, 2011
NOT A DRY EYE
[DRINKING YOU IN WITH HIS EYES]
One of Salad Boy's favorite gifts this Christmas?
A pair of drinking straws with eye frames that fill with liquid.
Should come in handy when he goes to college.
This week, we may do a bench test with some NyQuil.
