
Kelley at Suburban Blight had a great idea: A Courtney Love haiku contest.
As longtime Salad Bowl diners know, we're quite fond of the old 5-7-5. Especially when it comes to coping with the sub-par performance of Florida football coach Ron Zook.
I won't spoil Kelley's winning entry, but I did like the third-place winner just as well:
Heroin's too slow.
To get where you're going fast,
Try Curt's solution.