May 18, 2005
PRESS RELEASES FROM HELL, VOL. 32
A friend e-mailed me this press release sent from country singer LeeAnn Womack's publicist.
As he put it: "You gotta love it when you get a press release heads-up to check out the cleavage."
Sent: Tuesday, May 17, 2005 5:39 PMSubject: LAW arrives at ACMs
What's she wearing? Country Queen Lee Ann Womack may "Hate Myself In The Morning"...but she looks GOOD tonight!
LAW will arrive on the red carpet at the Academy of Country Music Awards this evening wearing a sweet summer dress in white by MEGAN.
Nominated for Top Female Vocalist, she'll showcase her considerable...pipes...on stage when she performs her newest classic, "I May Hate Myself In The Morning," in a retro-inspired gown from OSCAR DE LA RENTA and GIUSEPPE ZANNOTI heels.
LeeAnn of course followed that with this subtle little number during the show:
To paraphrase Dennis Miller during one of his Weekend Update reports about another famous Nashville duo: "Nice Judds."
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