SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

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Had some time to kill at the mall the other day, so I went hunting for weirdness with my camera phone.

Oh, the big game I bagged...

Hey, that's not nice. That's not nice, either. But it's hilarious. Poseable KISS dolls with scantily clad groupies included.

Interesting fantasy for men who are pushing a 60-year-old wheelbarrow uphill.

...but if you're going to fantasize about women you'll never have, you might as well wear the correct hat. Tupac Shakur incense? I'd buy it on impulse.

Biggie Smalls incense? Not a chance.

A Tony Montana action figure? Cool. At five inches tall, you can, "say hello to your little friend."

Literally.

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Elvis dolls and tortured polar bears.

Nice stitching, Rambow.

Say hello to my little crap.

Posted by Jeff at June 7, 2005 07:33 AM | TrackBack