June 13, 2005
MWAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAA!
:::rubbing my hands, hunching my back:::
My evil scheme is working.
Lemings are being drawn to the Salad Bowl with the promise of finding fulfillment for those using these search terms:
Next I'll promise them cheap pharmaceutical "enhancement" pills, only to give them shots of stupid vehicles seen in traffic and my Uncle Pete, (yes, the one who was in the paper posing with a potato he grew that was shaped like a moose). They will leave frustrated, but I will have captured their mouse click.
:::holding backhanded pinky up to my lips:::
MWAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAA!
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