October 20, 2005

BEST. PRESS. KIT. EVER.

I'm blessed to work at a job where people send you weird things at absolutely no cost. Like a pink wig, a feather boa and mask and mullet attire. Oh, and mud bath mixture to promote a girl-fighting video game. Not to mention the Wizmark advertising urinal cake.

The best, though, came in the mail this week:

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A CPR mannequin. With simulated nipples, no less.

Oh, lord, the fun we'll have with this. It won't likely reach an Andrew McCarthy and Kim Cattrall level of ecstacy, but it'll be a blast.

I can forsee doing shots of Jagermeister and Slice with strangers outside of Bucs games. Maybe even a trip to dance night at Barnacles. It possibly could accompany me on a crap safari or two.

The possibilities are endless.

And of course, it will forever be preserved through the use of...

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A moist mannequin towelette.

Manikin Wipe?

Band name!




Posted by Jeff at October 20, 2005 08:07 AM
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